Bubsy: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind

That grin never goes away.

Bubsy: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind taught me so many things about life. Unlike most video games that give you a health meter of some kind and let you take a few hits before your untimely demise, Bubsy never disillusions kids about the consequences of their stupid actions. Bubsy teaches everyone that death by drowning, falling, or alien abduction is only a step away.

Bubsy is a bobcat, and he's apparently as hip as they come. Aliens have taken over the world, and he's on a noble quest to bash them and slaughter their queen. The instruction manual said that the aliens chose Earth for its abundant yarn supply. Why they needed the yarn, I've long since forgotten.

Bubsy may not be the best choice for an alien-fighting hero, though. This bobcat can only take a single hit from anything before he dies. If an alien blows its nose in Bubsy's general direction, he keels over as if he suddenly contracted swine flu. Touch a tack, and Bubsy deflates instantly. Dab a toe in the water, and Bubsy drowns.

Danger is everywhere, and Bubsy's only defense is jumping on foes. Unfortunately, if you don't jump on an alien just so, Bubsy dies because the game "thinks" the alien ran into you. Trust me when I say this game is not for the impatient or easily frustrated.

Before I played this game, I didn't know that bobcats could glide. Bubsy spreads his arms and legs when falling from great heights, allowing him to land softly and safely. Of course, you can never see what's too far below you. For all you know, you might be plummeting to your doom. It's fun floating down from the top of a roller coaster or tree until you glide right into a hole or bed of nails.

The music and graphics in the game are actually pretty good; it's just that Bubsy has no concept of fairness since everything can kill you. Lives are pretty hard to find, and if you lose them all (you will), you have to start the world you're in from the beginning. Of course, you can only do that if you bothered to write down the password after beating the last world's boss. And let's be honest; who does that?

As I mentioned earlier, Bubsy has a lot to teach people. Just look at him. Despite all the setbacks and fatal injuries he suffers, Bubsy always has a ridiculous grin plastered on his face. There's a cat who knows how to make lemonade out of lemons. If you made the mistake of buying Bubsy, you can use this game to teach kids how to be grateful for the awesome games they have today. At least you won't feel like you totally wasted your money.